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Charlie Sheen Believes Hookers And Booze Fall Magically From The Sky
Why else would this three-time loser kill the cash cow by leaving his awful show? Good Luck, Chuck! Industry insiders speculate that the volatile hack may have contracted a case of...
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Happy Thoughts For Friday: Be Glad You’re Not This Guy
By Smaktakula Abusive inebriate John Wayne Bobbitt was such a cock-knocker that in 1993 his wife Lorena severed half his penis, hurling the bloody nugget into a field. The missing member was...
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Did I Do That?: When Urkels Attack
By Smaktakula In a classy move right out of the Sheen Playbook, Trivial Pursuit answer Jaleel ‘Urkel’ White is accused of beating the mother of his child. Bridget Hardy, white’s ex-girlfriend, alleges...
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Things Worth Hoping For: Bert and Ernie
By Smaktakula Even love has its limits. How much longer can Bert endure Ernie’s unending cavalcade of tedious bullshit? Because Playing The Drums At 2 AM When Your Lover Is Trying To Sleep Is Very...
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